- Sleeping
- Eating
- Hot-tubbing
- Snuggling with my cat
- Snuggling with a friendly bear
- Riding an elephant
- Surfing the internet (I may be doing that anyways)
- Learning sign language
- Inventing a new flavor of jelly bean
- Bringing apple-bottom jeans back in fashion (were they ever?)
- Helping a squirrel find his acorns (they lose 50% of them, you know)
- Re-enacting scenes from Zenon Z3
- Planning a trip to Antarctica
- Driving a smart car in tiny circles
- Finding out if Polar Bears really enjoy Coca-Cola as much as Coca-Cola commercials lead me to believe
- Whale-watching with Tina Fey
- Proving pythagorean theorem
- Interviewing Voldemort (60-minute style)
- High-fiving strangers
- Braiding the dreadlocks of my giant Rastafarian banana, Ben-Jammin’
- Knitting tiny hats for pre-mature babies
- Playing connect the dots with all of my freckles
- Using sharpies on whiteboards
- Speaking only in movie quotes for the rest of the day
- Karaoke
- Racing hamsters
- Becoming a pirate
- Convincing spiders to go extinct
- Rebalancing the food chain after spiders go extinct
- Attempting backflips into bodies of water
- Trying to change the color of a mood ring with my mood
- Rubbing the real Buddha’s belly
- Asking old couples how they met
- Blogging (obviously)
- Teaching someone how to dougie
- Perhaps learning myself how to dougie
- Taking a ginger on an adventure
- Finding my fish a steady girlfriend
- Looking at Google Images of Hawaii
- Paint by numbers
- Lighting my split ends on fire (fire hazard)
- Freak dancing to no music
- Getting drunk
If you don’t agree with at least 3 things on this list then you are not a human being or you can’t read.